Friday, December 12, 2008
SOUNDS AND CLICKING
Click here to use the jelly.
Click here to climb the jellystalk.
Click here to enter the castle.
Click here to take the teddy bear and escape from the castle.
Click here to tickle down the jellystalk.
THE END
BART AND MARGE

You ride a horse.
You gave Jack some hot dogs.
Cause she throw it.
He started to climb up.
A beautiful castle.
It must be a giant.
A cupboard.
A golden chair.
The cupboard.
Woke up.
Mother! Help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A bone.
THE END
What a funny story.
You used the silly Sam.
You little.
Aah, aah, aah, aah, aah....
Have another go.
Sunday, November 23, 2008
BART SIMPSON'S WORLD PART II

- Upside Down
- Handball
- Bongo Drums
Handstands are hard.
(LAUGHS AND FALLS AND BUMPED YOUR HEAD)
Is it practise?
Your telling, Bart.
And use your hands to play games...........................
(KICK THE BALL)
..............................like handball.
(KICK THE BALL AND SLIP TO HURT YOUR KNEE)
Handballs are practise too.
Practise too.
(LAUGHING)
(PLAYING MUSIC DRUMS AND SAXOPHONES PLAYING SHAKE YOUR COCONUTS)
(MUSIC STOPS)
And you use your hands to play the bongo drums.
(PLAYING 1 BOOM ON THE BONGO DRUM)
(LAUGHING)
Bart loves bongo drums.
(LAUGHING)
(PLAYING 2 BOOMS ON THE BONGO DRUMS)
(MUSIC SHAKE YOUR COCONUTS AND FINISHED THINKING)
And you use your hands to have a hand.
Give me five.
Bye.
Won't you finished?
(DOOR CLOSED)
Bart's hands are great.
Bart has a piano of the Hands song.
Here we go.
(PLAYS THE PIANO OF THE HANDS SONG PLAYING JINGLE BELLS)
Say goodbye Chalkboard.
Good job, Hands.
(SINGING BART SIMPSON'S WORLD)
The Simpsons has been brought to you today by....................................................
I am Duck Dodgers.
The Simpsons was also brought to you by.............................
.................the letter U and by.....................
..............the number 10.
That was a nice job, Daffy.
I'm not Daffy.
Goodbye. See ya.
(PLAYS A PIANO OF THE SIMPSONS THEME)
Saturday, November 22, 2008
BART SIMPSON''S WORLD
Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Bart Simpson's World.
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmhmmmmmmmmmmm.
Hi there. My name's Bart Simpson and this is Chalkboard.
Say hello Chalkboard.
What's that sound?
(SITAR KNOCK ON THE DOOR)
(BART OPENS THE DOOR AND MESS OF TEETH AND BART BUMPS HIS HEAD)
Teeth. You know teeth.
Chalboard is thinking about teeth.
Come on, Shapey.
(PULL THE SHAPEY)
Come on, Shay.
(PULL THE SHAPEY)
Oh no.
(SHAPEY OPENS)
It's Coping with Chaos.
Hello, this is Sam.
Sam sometimes has problems. (WASP BUZZING AND SAM SAYS SHOO)
Please, can you help, Sam?
When Sam has a problem, you must choose an answer.
Select a surprise for Sam.
THE SCARY DOG
Choose a place
SHOPS
Sam is at the shops.
A dog runs past Sam. (DOG BARKS)
Sam is scared.
How does Sam feel?
Bored? No.
Scared? Yes.
A dog runs over Sam.
How does Sam feel?
Get in a mood? No.
Move away? Yes.
Sam moves away from the dog.
(SHAY CLOSED)
Chalkboard.
How do you taking care of your teeth?
You brush my teeth. (BRUSHES MY TEETH)
(SPITS) And that's how taking of your teeth, Chalkboard.
Chalkboard.
I like eating a carrot.
(EATS A CARROT)
Hi, Ralphie.
Hello, Bart.
TEETH: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.
Thankyou, Ralphie.
Thankyou, Bart.
Drawer.
Open wide drawer.
(SCREAMS AND DRAWER OPENS)
QUESTIONS TEETH
(DRAWER CLOSED)
Thanks, drawer. And now......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
You got mail. You got mail.
(CLICK)
Look.
It's Bart trying to Marge.
Greetings, Bart.
PLAYER 100 TO 1 AND STOP IN THE MAIL
Thanks, Computer.
And now Bart has a question WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ARE YOU.
Come on, Mouse. A little help.
Thankyou.
QUESTIONS HOW MANY APPLES FOR TEETH IN BART'S NEW VIDEO GAME
(CLICK THE MOUSE)
(ONE TO FOUR)
Teeth has four apples.
Thanks, computer.
Thanks a lot.
Eating apples is a great teeth.
I got a story and he talled Bart all about it.
PLAYER OF 100 TO 1 AND STOP IN THE STORY OF DENTIST
That was a great story.
Hooray.
Bart has the teeth channel.
Turn it on, TV.
Your watching the teeth channel.
All teeth all the time.
And now something new.
All about teeth.
The show tell you all about teeth 'cos it's The Tooth Fairy.
PLAYER 100 TO 1 AND STOP IN THE STORY OF TEETH
Coming up next and replied the Teeth Channel.
To tell the tooth.
Or buy two comes a question.
Thanks, TV.
See ya soon.
(10 KNOCKS ON THE DOOR)
(DOOR OPENS AND BART SAY HELLO TO HOMER THE WALRUS)
(CHALKBOARD THINKING ABOUT BART THE NORTH AMERICAN BEAVER EATING TREES)
PLAYER 60 TO 1 AND STOP IN THE STORY
(PIANO PLAYS TEETH TEETH TEETH PLAY JINGLE BELLS)
Goodbye. See ya. All right.
The Simpsons has been brought to you today buy the letter
H and buy the number
6.
Goodbye. See ya, buck a moos. Goodbye.
DUCK DODGERS

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