BART SIMPSON'S WORLD PART II

SONG BART SIMPSON'S WORLD

Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Bart Simpson's World

Hi, my names Bart Simpson and this is my friend Chalkboard.

Say hello Chalkboard.

Ya da da daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

(DOOR OPENS)

Wow. Hands.

You know hands.

Chalkboard is thinking about hands too.

You help, shay.

(SHAY OPEN)

It's Coping with Chaos.

Hello, this is Sam.

Sam sometimes has problems. (WASP BUZZING AND SAM SAYS SHOO SHOO SHOO GO AWAY, WASP)

Please can you help, Sam?

When Sam has a problem, you must choose an answer.

Select a Surprise

THUNDER AND LIGHTNING

Choose a place

CAFE

Sam is in a cafe.

Oh no, there is a storm outside.

Sam is scared.

How does Sam feel?

Scared

..............scared.

That's right. The storm makes Sam......................

The storm goes on outside.

How does Sam feel?

Punch? No.

Punch again? No.

Hide? No.

Cover ears? Yes.

Sam cover ears from the storm and the storm is not so loud.

(SHAY CLOSED)

Chalkboard. How do you wash your hands.

I better wash my hands. Cold.

I better wash my hands.

Chalkboard, I better wash my hands. Hot.

That's better. All clean.

Thanks, Chalkboard.

And now Bart is going to ask Ralphie.

Hello, Ralphie.

Hello, Bart.

Ralphie, how do you wash your hands.

Thankyou, Ralphie.

Thankyou, Bart.

And now, Bart has a question WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

ARE YOU?

How many times has a bongo drum player has bongo drums?

(BOOM ONE TO TWENTY)

Wow, the bongo drum player has 20 times.

Thankyou, drumer player.

Cool.

And now, Bart has going to say and now..............

(SHAY OPEN)

Oh oh. Sam has cover ears from the storm.

(SHAY CLOSED)

Good luck, Sam.

And now, Bart has going to say and nowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww....................

Bart wants his Email.

Bart use his hands from the computer.

Hi, computer.

Aw, mouse. Don't cry.

(CLICK THE MOUSE)

Look.

Bart is trying to do Homer and Marge.

(CLICK THE MOUSE)

PLAYER 100 TO 1 AND STOP IN THE MAIL

Bye, computer.

Thank you.

Bye.

Bart has his hands............

Bart has his hands from the drawer.

(GROANS)

Aw. Come on, drawer, give Bart a hand.

(GROANS)

Wow. Ta-daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

Bart's hands are very good say aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

4 QUESTIONS AND 4 ANSWERS

Thanks, drawer.

Take a bye-bye.

Bye-bye.

Thankyou.

Daff use our hands to make music.

This week go to the ABC zoo with the zebra.

He told Bart all about it.

PLAYER 100 TO 1 AND STOP IN THE STORY

Thanks for the zebra.

Bart use his hands for............

Hmm.

Aaaaaaaaaaaah.

Bart has a TV of the hands channel.

Turn it on, TV.

Thankyou.

The hands channel.

All hands all the time.

We come in very hand.

And from now on.

To all about the things the hands can do, Here's Junior.

SONG SHAKE YOUR COCONUTS LIKE THE PLAYER 100 TO 1 AND STOP

(CROWD CHEERING)

Yay.

Oh, thanks, TV.

Take a bye bye.

Bye bye.

Thank you.

Bart has hands for...

Bart has hands for a shortcut.

(TWENTY SONG DOOS)

What's that?

(3 KNOCKS ON THE DOOR)

(HUMMING AND OPENS THE DOOR AND SAW AN ARM)

Oh look.

Why do you talk to a hand.

That's what Bart needs a healthy hand.

I have a poem right here.

1, 2, 3, 4, 5 fingers.

Those hands are stratching your back.

(LIGHT GOES OFF)

What's that?

Bart has a shadow dark.

(LIGHT GOES ON)

(CHALKBOARD THINKING)

Oh look.

Chalkboard is imagine Bart doing the hands.

1. Upside Down


2. Handball


3. Bongo Drums

Handstands are hard.

(LAUGHS AND FALLS AND BUMPED YOUR HEAD)

Is it practise?

Your telling, Bart.

And use your hands to play games...........................

(KICK THE BALL)

..............................like handball.

(KICK THE BALL AND SLIP TO HURT YOUR KNEE)

Handballs are practise too.

Practise too.

(LAUGHING)

(PLAYING MUSIC DRUMS AND SAXOPHONES PLAYING SHAKE YOUR COCONUTS)

(MUSIC STOPS)

And you use your hands to play the bongo drums.

(PLAYING 1 BOOM ON THE BONGO DRUM)

(LAUGHING)

Bart loves bongo drums.

(LAUGHING)

(PLAYING 2 BOOMS ON THE BONGO DRUMS)

(MUSIC SHAKE YOUR COCONUTS AND FINISHED THINKING)

And you use your hands to have a hand.

Give me five.

Bye.

Won't you finished?

(DOOR CLOSED)

Bart's hands are great.

Bart has a piano of the Hands song.

Here we go.

(PLAYS THE PIANO OF THE HANDS SONG PLAYING JINGLE BELLS)

Say goodbye Chalkboard.

Good job, Hands.

(SINGING BART SIMPSON'S WORLD)

The Simpsons has been brought to you today by....................................................

I am Duck Dodgers.

The Simpsons was also brought to you by.............................

.................the letter U and by.....................

..............the number 10.

That was a nice job, Daffy.

I'm not Daffy.

Goodbye. See ya.

(PLAYS A PIANO OF THE SIMPSONS THEME)

BART SIMPSON''S WORLD

SONG BART SIMPSON'S WORLD

Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Bart Simpson's World.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmhmmmmmmmmmmm.

Hi there. My name's Bart Simpson and this is Chalkboard.

Say hello Chalkboard.

What's that sound?

(SITAR KNOCK ON THE DOOR)

(BART OPENS THE DOOR AND MESS OF TEETH AND BART BUMPS HIS HEAD)

Teeth. You know teeth.

Chalboard is thinking about teeth.

Come on, Shapey.

(PULL THE SHAPEY)

Come on, Shay.

(PULL THE SHAPEY)

Oh no.

(SHAPEY OPENS)

It's Coping with Chaos.

Hello, this is Sam.
Sam sometimes has problems. (WASP BUZZING AND SAM SAYS SHOO)
Please, can you help, Sam?
When Sam has a problem, you must choose an answer.

Select a surprise for Sam.

THE SCARY DOG

Choose a place

SHOPS

Sam is at the shops.
A dog runs past Sam. (DOG BARKS)

Sam is scared.

How does Sam feel?

Bored? No.

Scared? Yes.

A dog runs over Sam.

How does Sam feel?

Get in a mood? No.

Move away? Yes.

Sam moves away from the dog.

(SHAY CLOSED)

Chalkboard.

How do you taking care of your teeth?

You brush my teeth. (BRUSHES MY TEETH)

(SPITS) And that's how taking of your teeth, Chalkboard.

Chalkboard.

I like eating a carrot.

(EATS A CARROT)

Hi, Ralphie.
Hello, Bart.

TEETH: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

Thankyou, Ralphie.
Thankyou, Bart.

Drawer.

Open wide drawer.

(SCREAMS AND DRAWER OPENS)

QUESTIONS TEETH

(DRAWER CLOSED)

Thanks, drawer. And now......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

You got mail. You got mail.

(CLICK)

Look.

It's Bart trying to Marge.

Greetings, Bart.

PLAYER 100 TO 1 AND STOP IN THE MAIL

Thanks, Computer.

And now Bart has a question WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ARE YOU.

Come on, Mouse. A little help.

Thankyou.

QUESTIONS HOW MANY APPLES FOR TEETH IN BART'S NEW VIDEO GAME

(CLICK THE MOUSE)

(ONE TO FOUR)

Teeth has four apples.

Thanks, computer.

Thanks a lot.

Eating apples is a great teeth.

I got a story and he talled Bart all about it.

PLAYER OF 100 TO 1 AND STOP IN THE STORY OF DENTIST

That was a great story.

Hooray.

Bart has the teeth channel.

Turn it on, TV.

Your watching the teeth channel.

All teeth all the time.

And now something new.

All about teeth.

The show tell you all about teeth 'cos it's The Tooth Fairy.

PLAYER 100 TO 1 AND STOP IN THE STORY OF TEETH

Coming up next and replied the Teeth Channel.

To tell the tooth.

Or buy two comes a question.

Thanks, TV.

See ya soon.

(10 KNOCKS ON THE DOOR)

(DOOR OPENS AND BART SAY HELLO TO HOMER THE WALRUS)

(CHALKBOARD THINKING ABOUT BART THE NORTH AMERICAN BEAVER EATING TREES)

PLAYER 60 TO 1 AND STOP IN THE STORY

(PIANO PLAYS TEETH TEETH TEETH PLAY JINGLE BELLS)

Goodbye. See ya. All right.

The Simpsons has been brought to you today buy the letter

H and buy the number

6.

Goodbye. See ya, buck a moos. Goodbye.

DUCK DODGERS

Where's Marvin the Martian?

And here is the blue monkey.

And go on the satellite. Go.

No, but your don't, eight ball.

(SOUND OF LIFT GOES UP)

(SOUND OF CLOSING THE DOOR AND ROCKET ZOOMS UP)

(SOUND OF CLOSING THE DOOR, TEN TO ONE AND COUNTDOWN AND ROCKET ZOOMS UP)

Everything that's rabbit

being a heroic.

Eh, what's up, doc.

You're despicable.

(SOUND OF ROCKET FLIES TO SPACE)

Vandals.

Earthlings have

the worse sense of direction.

You tricked me.

Eh, what's up, Darth?

Now he's only got

incapacitate with my bubble gun.

I am Duck Dodgers.

DUCK DODGERS TO THE RESCUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DUCK DODGERS TO THE RESCUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DUCK DODGERS..................

DUCK................

Ha-ha.

It's you-know-who to the rescue.

Disgusting earth rodent.

Now to netrodize that duck.

This can't be good.

Now the diamond will bathe the earth in the Monkey transforming glow.

Ten. (ECHO) Ten. Nine. (ECHO) Nine. Eight. (ECHO) Eight.

Seven. (ECHO) Seven. Six. (ECHO) Six. Five. (ECHO) Five.

Four. (ECHO) Four. Three. (ECHO) Three. Two. (ECHO) Two.

One. (ECHO) One.

Thwarting evil makes my so angry.

(SCREAMS)

Thanks, Daff.

(ECHO) Aah. Dark duck side.

(SPACE LINE GOES DOWN INSIDE IN THE CHURCH AND COCO LA BOUCHE DISAPPEARS)

Come on, Bugsy.

The rocket is flying home.

(ALL SCREAMING AND ROCKET ZOOMS DOWN TO BREAK THE TOWN WINDOW AND THE ROCKET CRASHES DOWN)