Sunday, November 23, 2008

BART SIMPSON'S WORLD PART II


SONG BART SIMPSON'S WORLD


Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Bart Simpson's World


Hi, my names Bart Simpson and this is my friend Chalkboard.


Say hello Chalkboard.


Ya da da daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.


(DOOR OPENS)


Wow. Hands.


You know hands.


Chalkboard is thinking about hands too.


You help, shay.


(SHAY OPEN)


It's Coping with Chaos.


Hello, this is Sam.


Sam sometimes has problems. (WASP BUZZING AND SAM SAYS SHOO SHOO SHOO GO AWAY, WASP)


Please can you help, Sam?


When Sam has a problem, you must choose an answer.


Select a Surprise


THUNDER AND LIGHTNING


Choose a place


CAFE


Sam is in a cafe.


Oh no, there is a storm outside.


Sam is scared.


How does Sam feel?


Scared


..............scared.

That's right. The storm makes Sam......................


The storm goes on outside.


How does Sam feel?


Punch? No.


Punch again? No.


Hide? No.


Cover ears? Yes.


Sam cover ears from the storm and the storm is not so loud.


(SHAY CLOSED)


Chalkboard. How do you wash your hands.


I better wash my hands. Cold.


I better wash my hands.


Chalkboard, I better wash my hands. Hot.


That's better. All clean.


Thanks, Chalkboard.


And now Bart is going to ask Ralphie.


Hello, Ralphie.

Hello, Bart.


Ralphie, how do you wash your hands.


Thankyou, Ralphie.

Thankyou, Bart.


And now, Bart has a question WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

ARE YOU?


How many times has a bongo drum player has bongo drums?


(BOOM ONE TO TWENTY)


Wow, the bongo drum player has 20 times.


Thankyou, drumer player.


Cool.


And now, Bart has going to say and now..............


(SHAY OPEN)


Oh oh. Sam has cover ears from the storm.


(SHAY CLOSED)


Good luck, Sam.


And now, Bart has going to say and nowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww....................


Bart wants his Email.


Bart use his hands from the computer.


Hi, computer.


Aw, mouse. Don't cry.


(CLICK THE MOUSE)


Look.


Bart is trying to do Homer and Marge.


(CLICK THE MOUSE)


PLAYER 100 TO 1 AND STOP IN THE MAIL


Bye, computer.


Thank you.


Bye.


Bart has his hands............


Bart has his hands from the drawer.


(GROANS)


Aw. Come on, drawer, give Bart a hand.


(GROANS)


Wow. Ta-daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.


Bart's hands are very good say aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.


4 QUESTIONS AND 4 ANSWERS


Thanks, drawer.


Take a bye-bye.


Bye-bye.


Thankyou.


Daff use our hands to make music.


This week go to the ABC zoo with the zebra.


He told Bart all about it.


PLAYER 100 TO 1 AND STOP IN THE STORY


Thanks for the zebra.


Bart use his hands for............


Hmm.


Aaaaaaaaaaaah.


Bart has a TV of the hands channel.


Turn it on, TV.


Thankyou.


The hands channel.


All hands all the time.


We come in very hand.


And from now on.


To all about the things the hands can do, Here's Junior.


SONG SHAKE YOUR COCONUTS LIKE THE PLAYER 100 TO 1 AND STOP


(CROWD CHEERING)


Yay.


Oh, thanks, TV.


Take a bye bye.


Bye bye.


Thank you.


Bart has hands for...


Bart has hands for a shortcut.


(TWENTY SONG DOOS)


What's that?


(3 KNOCKS ON THE DOOR)


(HUMMING AND OPENS THE DOOR AND SAW AN ARM)


Oh look.


Why do you talk to a hand.


That's what Bart needs a healthy hand.


I have a poem right here.


1, 2, 3, 4, 5 fingers.


Those hands are stratching your back.


(LIGHT GOES OFF)


What's that?


Bart has a shadow dark.


(LIGHT GOES ON)


(CHALKBOARD THINKING)


Oh look.


Chalkboard is imagine Bart doing the hands.



  1. Upside Down

  2. Handball

  3. Bongo Drums


Handstands are hard.


(LAUGHS AND FALLS AND BUMPED YOUR HEAD)


Is it practise?


Your telling, Bart.


And use your hands to play games...........................


(KICK THE BALL)


..............................like handball.


(KICK THE BALL AND SLIP TO HURT YOUR KNEE)


Handballs are practise too.


Practise too.


(LAUGHING)


(PLAYING MUSIC DRUMS AND SAXOPHONES PLAYING SHAKE YOUR COCONUTS)


(MUSIC STOPS)


And you use your hands to play the bongo drums.


(PLAYING 1 BOOM ON THE BONGO DRUM)


(LAUGHING)


Bart loves bongo drums.


(LAUGHING)


(PLAYING 2 BOOMS ON THE BONGO DRUMS)


(MUSIC SHAKE YOUR COCONUTS AND FINISHED THINKING)


And you use your hands to have a hand.


Give me five.


Bye.


Won't you finished?


(DOOR CLOSED)


Bart's hands are great.


Bart has a piano of the Hands song.


Here we go.


(PLAYS THE PIANO OF THE HANDS SONG PLAYING JINGLE BELLS)


Say goodbye Chalkboard.


Good job, Hands.


(SINGING BART SIMPSON'S WORLD)


The Simpsons has been brought to you today by....................................................


I am Duck Dodgers.


The Simpsons was also brought to you by.............................


.................the letter U and by.....................


..............the number 10.


That was a nice job, Daffy.


I'm not Daffy.


Goodbye. See ya.


(PLAYS A PIANO OF THE SIMPSONS THEME)

5 comments:

K.Line said...

Hi Boo: Great job on your blog. What a talent you are! K-Line (Kristin)

Casdok said...

Thats a blog and a half! Great post! :)

Imelda Matt said...

I didn't think it was going to end and was most disappointed when did...keep blogging!

Sesame said...

Wow..you sure can type Boo...excellent work... :-)

Boo'sblog said...

THANKYOU!