Saturday, November 22, 2008

DUCK DODGERS


Where's Marvin the Martian?


And here is the blue monkey.

And go on the satellite. Go.


No, but your don't, eight ball.


(SOUND OF LIFT GOES UP)


(SOUND OF CLOSING THE DOOR AND ROCKET ZOOMS UP)


(SOUND OF CLOSING THE DOOR, TEN TO ONE AND COUNTDOWN AND ROCKET ZOOMS UP)


Everything that's rabbit

being a heroic.


Eh, what's up, doc.

You're despicable.


(SOUND OF ROCKET FLIES TO SPACE)


Vandals.


Earthlings have

the worse sense of direction.


You tricked me.


Eh, what's up, Darth?


Now he's only got

incapacitate with my bubble gun.


I am Duck Dodgers.


DUCK DODGERS TO THE RESCUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


DUCK DODGERS TO THE RESCUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


DUCK DODGERS..................


DUCK................


Ha-ha.


It's you-know-who to the rescue.


Disgusting earth rodent.


Now to netrodize that duck.


This can't be good.


Now the diamond will bathe the earth in the Monkey transforming glow.


Ten. (ECHO) Ten. Nine. (ECHO) Nine. Eight. (ECHO) Eight.


Seven. (ECHO) Seven. Six. (ECHO) Six. Five. (ECHO) Five.


Four. (ECHO) Four. Three. (ECHO) Three. Two. (ECHO) Two.


One. (ECHO) One.


Thwarting evil makes my so angry.


(SCREAMS)


Thanks, Daff.


(ECHO) Aah. Dark duck side.


(SPACE LINE GOES DOWN INSIDE IN THE CHURCH AND COCO LA BOUCHE DISAPPEARS)


Come on, Bugsy.


The rocket is flying home.


(ALL SCREAMING AND ROCKET ZOOMS DOWN TO BREAK THE TOWN WINDOW AND THE ROCKET CRASHES DOWN)

1 comment:

Half rabbit said...

I love Duck Dodgers. Have you seen the sequel?

Glad to see you have new posts. I missed reading about The Simpsons as I love watching it.

Hope you're going well and love the Halloween costume in the other post.